Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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