It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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