You really coming over, don't trick.
Acid is not a monday night drug
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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