jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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