Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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