So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
You pole danced in your parka.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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