Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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