I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
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Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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