Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
