alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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