I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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