I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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