i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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