do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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