if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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