Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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