the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize