I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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