I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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