She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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