Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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