Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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