so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
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when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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