The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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