So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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