Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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