Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
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He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
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I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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