new low.... made out with someone while peeing
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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