Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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