hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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