What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
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I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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