shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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