and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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