Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
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