So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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