well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
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I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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