Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Someone shit on the floor
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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