You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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