Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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