So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
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Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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