P.S. I can't hear my feet
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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