My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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