Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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