4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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