There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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