I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Is Oprah even human
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
