yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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