i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
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I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
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