yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
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So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
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Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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