I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
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Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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