Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
