I accidentally had phone sex last night
home. puking in laundry basket.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
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