Ambien. No doubt about it.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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