so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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