My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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