ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
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Wipe that smile off your face.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
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if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
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You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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